Boris has finally revealed his Christmas chutney recipe:
Boris homemade chutney
Ingredients: Apple, raisins, vinegar, sugar & onion.
Method: All in a pan. Cook till ready. Eat
In true Boris style there are no indications as to cooking times or quantities. Enjoy and good luck friends!
OK, folks, it’s Christmas Eve eve, and the question is whether I can get away with it. There they are on the top of the fridge, a great glistening phalanx of glass pots. Inside those pots is a gibbering radioactive brown mulch, and you know what I intend to do with that nameless gunk? Continue reading Christmas chutney and Christmas shopping