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Boris and Expenses

It’s been a tough week this week. I was angry and disappointed to learn that my former deputy had made some very serious errors of judgement when it came to expenses. He rightly stepped down and we must now move on.
I won’t gloss over my own issue with expenses. Despite being a fanatical cyclist, I [...]


BNP Protest – Nick Griffin pelted with eggs

He really did get a good egging – see here
 
Here is a further timely Dungeekin rendition in a wonderful ‘Oliver’ spoof
 
In this life, one thing counts,
Tolerance in large amounts,
But when you see the BNP,
You’ve got to taunt a Fascist or two.
You’ve got to taunt a Fascist or two, boys,
You’ve got to taunt a Fascist or [...]


Gordon’s Reshuffle Song

See the latest brilliant offering  here
The Cabinet Reshuffle in tune to ‘Oliver’!
By Dungeekin


Jackie Smith to step down as Home Secretary

MPs’ expenses and restoring trust in politics
Thanks to Dungeekin for his excellent satire.

See here
(Apologies to Doris Day)


Speaker Michael Martin faces a revolt on MPs’ expenses

 
Here is Dungeekin’s take on MPs’ expenses:  click here
With apologies to Tony Basil, here is Dungeekin’s parody song following the Statement in the House of Commons this afternoon:  click here


Celebrating first year as Mayor

“Happy Birthday, Boris!” hails this week’s Spectator.  It has been a remarkable first year as Mayor of London including everything from ping pong to knife crime, transport to education and hard work to fun as the Spectator’s Mary Wakefield found out.
Mary writes: “I met Boris Johnson in his office in City Hall overlooking the Thames [...]


Stanley Johnson Book Launch

Stanley I Presume
Boris was present at the book launch to mark the publication of his father’s autobiography (up to 40 years old) at Waterstones in Notting Hill Gate last night.  His glamorous sister, Rachel Johnson, interviewed Stanley and we were regaled with side-splittingly funny stories about the Johnson clan.  You have to read this awesome [...]


Roman Quiz Results

Congratulations to the winners!
 
First Prize: Peter Lythe.

Second Prize: Emma Clarke.

As several entrants all achieved full marks, the winners were chosen according to whoever had submitted the fullest entries.

A special mention to the following for their outstandingly high standard answers:   Glenda Profit and B. Stafford (full marks), Salvador Gossens, Stas Stankovic and Mandy Allen (only one [...]


Roman Quiz and Prize

Roman Quiz – Devised by Jaq and Angela 

Prize – a PC Game
Boris-Johnson.com has been offered a chart-topping pc game Rome: Total War as a giveaway courtesy of www.pcgames.co.uk

Rome: Total War
With the glory days of the real-time strategy game now nothing but a distant memory, Activision’s Total War series has come to totally [...]


Boris on Twitter

Hey Folks!  Boris is active on Twitter .  Have you followed him?  You can find him here

See this profile on the King Tweeters, the founders of Twitter and the toast of Silicon Valley.