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Holidays abroad

I consider it my patriotic duty to find a destination as sunny and foreign as possible.


Housing in our age

“Hypocrisy is at the heart of our national character - without the oil of hypocrisy, the machinery of convention would simply explode.”


Centre Court, Wimbledon

It was round about halfway through the second set and things were hotting up on Centre Court when I noticed the mobile starting to flash silently in my breast pocket. Furtively I fished it out. There was no choice. You have to be on call. Even in the throes of the greatest tennis match ever [...]


England’s national underperformance

We have a seat on the UN Security Council and troops in conflicts around the world; and yet this year we didn’t even qualify for the European Championships


Rural post offices

Checkendon Post Office and shop is, as reported, safe for the next few years but elsewhere in the constituency the fight continues.  Boris joined Danny Goffey, the drummer of Supergrass, to support the post office at Stanton St John and, at Crowmarsh, he told a crowd of about 200 protesters that they need their Post [...]


Teenage Gangsters



School Playgrounds

Playgrounds too soft, mean streets too hard
I know you may think it distasteful, but it’s time to talk about scabs. Let’s all have another seminar about those fascinating crusty objects that used to turn up on our knees. Join me in a trip back to our childhood Elysium, and remember the rapt interest with which [...]


Classroom Failure



Incarceration of Gillian Gibbons in Sudan



Lost Revenue & Customs Data Discs