For some reason, I referred to Jon Venables as Ian, sorry about that.

May I defend another feisty lady, Carol Vorderman. Carol Vorderman was trending on twitter because of the way she went for Labour on Question Time. Since then, she has received a lot of criticism, and has been called shrill, illogical, off the point, etc. I like Carol Vorderman and she is the one person who has made me think I should like to improve my maths. because she has the gift of simplification and makes it an interesting subject.

What is wrong in being passionate about politics? I like Carol for that. There is so much apathy around, so much cynicism, her enthusiasm and strong feelings are refreshingly different. She was accused of going off the point because when the topic was Lord Ashcroft, she said she thought Lord Mandelson had some brass nerve criticising the Tory party, after he has had to resign over two financial scandals himself. Good point Carol, and definitely not off the point. Boris said he agreed with you!

Carry on being yourself, you came over as more natural than the whole Labour party put together.

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God save us from the lib-labourites , i shall remain till death and upon my meet with Zeus (who i have been told has developed conservative tendencies as of late) or a lib-labour Cerberus composed of clegg, brown, and no doubt dimbleby a devout disciple of the ‘the peoples politician’.
Though unlike the sad stories leading to the demise of the christian idol… there shall be no last supper for Boris.
Should we all be gatherd around a dining table together it will be purely to play wiff waff!
Boris stands as Theseus in a maze of backward lib dem policies awaiting a labour minator. Although in this case Boris is guided by a gps device
(much like theseus actually he goes down and straight,never left or right, he may be conservative but stands as an independant mayor)
and armed with a ruddy great big gun!
And has pegasus awaiting his safe return outside the maze to rush him back to his duties at city hall- well we cant expect Boris to find and defeat the minator and cycle back all in his lunch break!
Meanwhile in the lib-labour hq the allotted break for lunch finished half an hour ago but neither of the parties have eaten yet as they cant decide which one of them is buying (well they would use the publics money but they spent it all on various expenses by November and the public have refused their recent application for a crisis loan, as they have failed to pay back the previous 16 budgeting loans.)

What im trying to say (excuse me i cant stop laughing)
is boris is far more equipped for government and holds a rather large arsenal of knowledge in reagrds to what it is the people actually want. I know it sounds strange lib-labs but sometimes you have to go out and meet the people to find out what they really think, then again dont suppose you care anyway!
As long as the pieces of eight keep rolling in, you can sit back being jolly rogers, and send one of your parrots down to number ten, i’m sure no one would notice – until the day comes when the parrot has attended enough meetings of parliament that he starts to mimic the conservatives policies and then well …
nothing …. go on carry on as you are dont be afraid to send out polly p.m in fact do it as soon as possible the sooner you start speaking like tories the better!

Now that is what you call waffle my friends!
Boris can not be accused of the mass attack of metaphor like i have just created !
So be warned lib-labs either listen to boris or i shall make a point of purchasing every tv station and radio station and constantly preach my anti-lib-lab metaphors to you all!

The fool doth think he is wise,
but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. (William Shakespeare)

“rhubarb”

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This is the technique DD used against Boris in the Mayoral elections. It was clear she was a plant because if you check back there was no question whatsoever that Boris did not know the answer to, nor did he ever waffle. When he asked the girl what question she was referring to, no reply was forthcoming.

If you are honest, you will admit that far from regarding Boris Johnson in a bad light, David Dimbleby, the BBC and Labour hugely fear him. Why else would Labour have set up Operation Stop Boris, and drafted in Ken Livingstone to help them? http://cyberboris.wordpress.com/2010/01/14/i%e2%80%99ll-fight-him-any-place-any-time/

Boris is way ahead in the betting of his nearest rival to be voted in again as Mayor and Ladbrokes had him as the leading contender in the betting to take over from David Cameron as next Tory Leader, when that time comes. He is brilliant, they know it, and they are desperately grabbing any pitiful chance they have left to try to stitch him up. It is the pathetic machinations of desperate men who are so far beneath him.

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Carol Vorderman was so far out of her depth it was almost painful. Worst ever performance in question time history. Boris blustered but came out alright, has perfected turning any difficult question into a joke.

Will Self was fantastic, and I’m so impressed he managed to resist slapping Vorderman during some of her shrill, pointless and confused rants.

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“The wise man speaks because he has something to say – the fool because he has to say something”

-Plato

i suppose at least w.s actually speaks up though….
some just mark your comments down??

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“Then an audience member decides to join in from the safety of the other side of the room and targets boris stating he is “baffling on” .
I would like to see that particular member of the audience sit in the same situation, i wager she would be baffled by the constant interruptions and lack of support, she would probably lose her voice completely. Making a passing remark from audience and wearing a smug smirk does not make you look big, no my dear , you just added to the respect we all hold for Boris for putting up with your nonsense!”

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@Vicus Scurra: The bbc seem to have no other news today than that of ‘question boris time’
But in case you had not noticed although they have been bias against the only man who seems to give a damn about the public – yes Boris….
They have also pointed out the fact that ‘thinks to much of him-Self’ was in the wrong!
The man sat there and fed of the reactions of the audience and being a writer, concocted a set a views based upon what he thought they wanted to hear!
If we are giving out prizes for acting i believe that he should get the gold!
The man has infuriated me , should i see his deceitful face again i shall surely go mad!

At the end of the day he knows full well that he can sit there and play the big man waffling on , sprouting “rhubarb” from every orifice that the human form posses without having to worry about the consequences!
Boris on the other hand was TRYING TO answer the questions put to him although….
The tannoy that is w.s’s mouth protested far too much. Not at the actual responses provided by Boris but at the idea of Boris as a person!
Boris took the upper ground as we would expect him to, and chose not to retaliate to the playground games that the rest of the panel were participating in!

If you think about it, how many people know who will self is anyway?
Boris has made a good name for himself and is widely recognized in the world of politics!
He is also an intelligent , decent man who no doubt has had far more schooling than self’s poor education at the school of ridicule!
The man proved this by his comment on bullingdon which was made only to give his own ego a boost, as he was in fact intimidated by Boris and his status, and his countless fans ( if we were to compare the supporters of both Boris and self in a simple format, selfs fans would fit in a bathroom with room to swing a cat, whilst the fans of boris would struggle to fit in SOUTH EAST LONDON!)

Like i have said were it not for the fact he was backed by the bullying board of brainless backing singers that so gladly joined in with his out of tune song. He would not stand a chance against Boris !

let me add that Carol vorderman did not stand up and preach her intelligence, she was invited onto a panel of a television show, she is not running for P.m, so why target her as if she is? she gave a good argument for any statement she made and did not have to resort to the underhanded tactics shown by the rest of the panel-that is good enough for me!

WHY IS IT THAT THE PUBLIC ARE SO QUICK TO JUMP DOWN THE THROAT OF A MAN WHO FIGHTS FOR THEIR NEEDS AND TRIES TO IMPROVE THEIR LIVES?
DO YOU SUGGEST THAT HE IN FACT JOINS THE GANG OF GORDON AND TAKES AWAY ALL THE MONEY HE IS INVESTING IN PARKS OVER LONDON , IN IMPROVING EVERY SECTOR OF THE CAPITAL THAT HE CAN, TAKE BACK THE BUSS PASSES FROM THOSE ON INCOME SUPPORT AND ESA, AND CASH THE WHOLE LOT IN FOR A 3RD OR 4TH HOUSE AND LIMO RIDES HERE THERE AND EVERY WHERE ?
Or maybe he could build a glass pickled onion to sit beside red kens gherkin?
Maybe even a chip fork who knows the possibilities are endless!

And yes there is little difference between that of the lib-dems and labour as we have seen as they band together at every opportunity.
The conservatives however feel no need to indoctrinate the other parties they have their own policy’s and are far from the likes of the lib-labourites!

My lord what has the world come to?
Boris if you do ever read this i apologize for the insolence shown by a public you have done nothing but good for, and am on the verge of starting a protest against the evils of lib-labour party that seemed to have formed during question time! I may even pop down to city hall with custom made dartboards for your good self displaying well… the faces of anyone who should oppose you!

Then again … that is of course only my personal opinion you of course are entitled to think whatever you like , and freedom of speech gives you the right to voice your thoughts, i shall like boris take the upper ground and respect your opinion, all that i have done in writing this is express my freedom of speech so i guess we are even .

I do hope you enjoy the rest of your day

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On that subject Will Self did have a most amusing quote when he said “there is barely an anorexic cigarette between the parties” !

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Will Self was by far the strongest personality there. Boris Johnson was feeble in comparison.

A girl asked, “Boris Johnson, why don’t you just say ‘I don’t know’ instead of waffling?”, and that gets to the heart of Boris Johnson: he doesn’t actually know very much of any substance or detail.

A truly spineless performance.

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Boris failed to answer anything about the policies of his party, other than to propose opposition to a third runway at Heathrow, fobbed off the sleaze question by admitting that his lot were bad, but so were all the rest.

Mr Self seemed to have the monopoly on reason and honesty.

There is no difference between the major parties. They are struggling to cope with the failed legacy of market forces without being prepared to do anything significant about it.

We have the choice between being radical and divest ourselves of the evils of uncontrolled capitalism, or going for the Daily Mail vote, as personified by Ms Vordermann, who is taken to be intelligent because she is good at sums.

I know which one is going to win, and am too weary of it to be too upset.

Boris, you showed yourself full of bluster and no substance. “We have no policies, but let’s just have a change so that my pals get to be in charge”.

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