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What an exceptionally entertaining piece of writing!

This is the reason that i am unable to put down any of the books written by good old Alexander De Pfeffel! Which can rather hinder everyday tasks having only one hand available ) .

Boris is indeed a talented man and i hold great respect for him, as he does not think twice about voicing his honest opinion ! Unlike other people in the political world Boris has no worries about how his true feelings will be viewed by others and is able to laugh at himself whilst other political practitioners are so cautious of how people will react that we rarely see their full potential.

Boris truly has a way with words and it would be a great shame if he were to deny us of these carefully conducted creations, which i believe comes so naturally to him he probably doesnt even have to look at his screen while typing, in fact hes probably guiding his greek army to victory in age of the empires at the same time.

i can see know why Boris idolizes Pericles so, let us resurrect the long lost Grecian government and invoke the spirit of Pericles through Boris Johnson, he already hosts so many buds of knowledge in his mind , why not throw the founding father, who formed the foundations that we built the houses of parliament upon into the mix?

(before anyone says it no i didn’t mean literally, Pericles would of had a pretty hard time traveling back and forth to England to build the foundations himself, and an awful job mixing the cement i would of thought???)

Then again with Pericles calling the shots, everyone would have their say so who knows how many multiple-handed variations of Nick Clegg would rise from the ashes?

hmm….
…..Maybe we could just replace Gordon brown with a bust of Pericles?
I’m sure no one would notice!!! )
J.D.F

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Alreet, Edith love? Messing around with other actresses? Oh my sweet Lord. Never! Is Angela really into that? Oh Edith. What you just told me really sends a chill down me love box, love. Is she reeeeeeally into that, Edith? Oh Edith. Me Cyril would turn in his grave I’m sure. He didn’t fight in the war for her to behave like that. Oh my sweet Lord! And you said she wants to turn herself into Jackie O and Diana?!!! Never. That evil Angela has more bad bones in her body than a mackerel believe you me. Jackie O me ass. To be honest with you Edith, the only person who can replace Diana is Philipa, I mean Diana’s two kids. Period. I mean does nobody has any respect for anybody anymore? Oh my sweet Lord. Anyway keep me well informed love. Must dash, alreet love Edith? Take care love.

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Good afternoon, Edna. My cherry situation, Edna? Well to tell you the truth last year our cherry bore lots of fruit but then the black birds helped themselves to them before we could sample any so this year my John said he’s going to get a bird net and cover the tree with it to be on the safe side to be honest with you, Edna.

Oh d’you know Angela and Brad Pit are going to divorce, Edna? Basically it’s because Angela been messing around with other gals and Brad can’t take it any more. He can take me, no I mean don’t blame him really. And they said she wants to turn herself into Jackie O and Diana. The mind boggles innit? Oh I don’t know. This country has gone to the dogs. Over to you Edna.

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Well my political comment is: I agree with Mr Johnson. Well said, Mr Johnson!
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There we are, Edith! Done. Don’t mind me love. I just wanted to balance things out a bit. Balance, Edith. “Well hung parliament”, Edith? Oh that word always reminds me of me late Cyril. Magnificent he was, me Cyril! Alreet, Edith? Now where were we? Ah, yes cry-babies everywhere nowadays. Eeeeeeevrywhere. New Wave Public Relation Tricks I call them.

I watched Marr interviewed Campbell on the telly, love. He told Marr: “People said me and Tony Blair were devoid of humanity. It’s not true.” Then he cried and wiped his tears like a drama queen. Geez, I mean this Camp-bell is well known for having a history of depression, Edith. Cranky people they all are indeed. And they run our country.

Camp-bell admitted to Marr that he himself helped set up the Piere Morgan interview for Brown. Think about it, Edith:

Morgan, a diehard Labour supporter, a former editor at the Daily Mirror- a diehard Labour supporting paper. Morgan was sacked by Daily Mirror after he had been exposed by other papers for faking stories and photos against British troops supposedly torturing prisoners of war in Iraq! Camp-bell is well known for sexing up the WMD dossier.

I wouldn’t be surprised if Camp-bell had told Morgan beforehand to remember to ask Brown about his unborn’s death so Brown would have a chance to shed a few tears on the telly watched by millions of people!

Oh my sweet Lord. Isn’t nothing sacred any more? I mean, Edith, at the time Brown said: ” It’s sad. Thanks for sympathy from the public. But we ask for privacy so we can grieve in peace. That was many years ago. His unborn’s death has been well talked about and written of and well documented. So why did he want to talk about this painful subject again now the election is coming soon? In order to gain some sympathy votes? I don’t know. I’m only saying, Edith. I’m only saying.

Yeah, New Wave Public Relation Tricks I call them. Like when H Grant got caught having his lollipop licked and was advised to go and cry on OPRAH Show. And it worked. Like when J Terry got caught scoring at the Bridges and was advised to go and cry with The Sun. It worked again. Like Batman Joker Cherie Blair got caught fiddling with her multi-property purchases using her husband’s position and was advised to have a press conference to cry in front of them: ” I’m not a superwoman. I have kids and husband to look after like other women. Too busy. I made mistakes! “. It worked.

To tell ya the truth, Edith. The only time I cried was when me Cyril popped me cherry. By the way, Edith, what is your cherry situation, love? Anyway, must dash. Keep me well informed Edith, love, alreet. Take care love. Oh and it is ever soooo nice for us to have Mr Johnson’s blog as our converse site, eh Edith? Take care love.

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Edna, are you there? D’you know they said if you posted an off-topic comment, they would erase it. So we have to say something in-topic to get around their system. Anyway, Edna, there seem to be a lot of cry babies now the general election is coming. Brown went on telly and cried. Alastair Campbell on telly and wailed. I wonder if Oprah is their PR?

( Under pressure Alastair Campbell broke down during a live TV interview yesterday. Blair’s former spin doctor fought back tears during the grilling about the inquiry into the 2003 invasion of Iraq.

Quizzed on BBC by Andrew Marr’s Sunday politics show, Campbell said: ” I’ve been through a lot of that inquiry. Look, Tony Blair is a totally, totally honourable man. ” It came less than 24 hours after Gordon Brown wept on TV over his newborn daughter’s death in a TV interview. When asked by Marr about Brown’s crying, Campbell replied: ” Gordon has drafted me back into No 10 to help him prepare for interviews in the run-up to the general election. But I don’t think he meant to cry during this Piers Morgan interview. Honestly. ”

SUNDAY BLUBBY SUNDAY by Tom Newton Dunn, The Sun 8 Feb 2010 )

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Medio tutissimus ibis. What does that mean, must look it up.

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