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We make our way to work or such like half an hour to spare just in case we encounter any strange amounts of traffic along the way or to allow for spontaneous shopping if we see a new deal in the high street on our journey, then we are met by every motorists best friend… the dreaded off- spring of the the traffic lights, which have not as of yet fully matured, standing a few foot tall these teenage taunters of the traffic let around two cars go from eachside of the roadworks at a time!

Friends, voters, countrymen i hear your cries! The roads must be kept in good condition, there must be a system to do this and there is! There are workers by the hundreds, thousands even more, where are they i hear you cry, well they’re over at bob’s cafe having a cuppa!! Workers of the road do as you must keep our lanes in shape install your pipes at will,
but please we would like to see you at work so we can dismiss the poor road elves who come during the night and carry out these works under cover of darkness when we are tucked up in bed! We also wouldnt mind if you were to carry out just one set of works upon a single road at a time, please we ask think of our poor side roads too, whom are riddled with more cavities than the teeth of a sweet obsessed toddler. Councils, boroughs we ask of you do not show predujice against our smaller roads and maybe allocate certain monies to these works throughout the year instead of using the last of the taxable years budget within the last month to look after our poor petrol pathways.
If this can be done, if we all keep up our side of the deal the only lanes we will need to rent are the ones at the local bowling alleys! JDF

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Talking about bombs, folks. Did you see, after that Patel had failed to blow that Detroit bound plane off on air, well tanned American President Morgan Freeman went on television to address the world, vowing to do anything in his power to hunt down the bastards, to protect American citizens blah, blah… Then American Home Front Security Woman Kathy Bates went on TV to declare that ” We don’t automatically put that person on our black list just because someone has warned us about that person. We don’t work like that! ” Yes, Sir!

Oh, so Hollywood. Bloody hell, that country is sooooo Hollywood influenced that they act as if they were in a Hollywood film, say ” INDEPENDENCE DAY “, ” 2012 ” etc… That the whole world must watch them and not the other way round.

Make no mistake- it’s impossible to prevent any Patels to carry hidden bombs onto a plane. Patels will get more clever. They will stuff themselves with Tesco’s economy baked beans before boarding. Then how can you stop them?

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Utilities are regulated industries. Lne rental costs would be operationally incurred and as such would unfortunately be passed on to consumers (if I understand it correctly)

I would like to see trials that prove the cost results be worth the cost

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Please retract your attack on maggie. She is not the enemy here – despite all evidence suggesting otherwise. The enemy, as always, is time. Bloody time.

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As opposed to well thought out policies such as encouraging more traffic into London by abolishing the Western Congestion Charge Zone? Of course, such a policy will certainly win Boris Johnson some wealthy and influential friends.

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