Comments on: Home Secretary, Jacqui Smith

By: Melissa

Melissa — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 12:42:24 +0000

Clever, clever Angie!

My link is slow on YouTube at the moment but will come back to it

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By: angela

angela — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 15:41:38 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_bCGj5avLE

ODE TO ALASTAIR CAMPBELL. (ok dungeekin, listen to this!)

Your cruel device
Your blood like ice
One look could kill
Their pain, your thrill,
They want to trust you but they better not trust (don’t trust!)
They want to flee you but the PM tells them they’re bust,,
Don’t want to hurt you but you really do suck,
Big sissy bully, your lips are venomous poison,
You’re poison running through their veins,
They can never break your chains….
Your mouth so hot, Sexy you’re not,
Your look, so wet,
Big girl, I bet!
They hear you calling and it’s needles and pins (and pins)
They want to hurt you just to hear you scream Gordon’s name,
Can’t stand to touch you, so they’re gargling with gin,
Longing to slap you but your lips are venomous poison…
REPEAT CHORUS.

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By: Hildegarde

Hildegarde — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 15:08:03 +0000

NEW SMEAR EMAIL NAILS LABOUR LIES:

The evil website at the centre of the vicious plot to smear top Tories was set up with the help of the boss of Labour Party.
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/270972/New-smear-email-nails-Labour-lies.html

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By: Hildegarde

Hildegarde — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 14:54:04 +0000

Angela, sorry about what happened, love. OK?

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By: angela

angela — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 13:48:50 +0000

Gymslip hoiked up showing suspenders, hair falling over one eye…. the phrase is jail bait.

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By: Mel

Mel — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 09:24:16 +0000

Angela

You naughty little minx – can you imagine me girding up my loins?!

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By: Mel

Mel — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 09:22:59 +0000

Catherine

He is a true blazing star … just wait for more of his star-spangled efforts to blast this site. The song kept echoing in my mind through the weekend…

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By: angela

angela — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 12:56:59 +0000

Melissa is a nice girl. I bet the naughtiest thing she has ever done is hitch her gymslip six inches about her knees and write “Miss Prendergast is a big cheese” on the blackboard.

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By: Sid

Sid — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 17:53:06 +0000

According to today’s press, Jacqui Smith will soon be moved as Home Secretary.

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By: Andriana

Andriana — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 17:01:11 +0000

So Jacqui Smith knew nothing of the police arrest of Damin Green until the last minute, but told the public it was a matter of national security. Great song Dungeekin, Gordon Brown is praying you don’t start singing about him……

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