The weekend begins with another hostile call from my left-wing friends. Woolworths is gone, but Newcastle United are still solvent, they claim. I’d read your article, and asked how the laboratory rats were doing. Apparently they don’t just stand in the wrong place these days, they play for the wrong team. I asked whether this meant the Catholics, but they mumbled something about the ‘Timelords’ and rang off. There must be hope there, they’re not often lost for words.

Though you haven’t done that badly in your analysis of Labour’s election 2.5% VAT cut, the end of boom-and-bust, you may need to be reminded of some of the other issues. What about the 44 billion pounds of Labour borrowed debt, you could repeat that a few times? Brown isn’t like a sherry-crazed dowager, he is like a cold-blooded murderous psychopath, like the rest of his colleagues. Unless I somehow missed 100,000 civilian deaths in the Falklands Conflict, when Argentine forces led by ‘dirty war’ criminals invaded British territory? I’d also suggest you avoid firefighters as a motif, the Conservatives remain awful in terms of media literacy, try foot-and-mouth instead. It’s more obvious.

Outside Newcastle and Scotland, people hate Fraudon Brown and grumble that they didn’t get to vote on decimalisation either, and within the decade we ended up in the IMF. What they don’t realise is the simplicity of his scheme, if the banks make bad loans to Arctic Ocean Bubble schemes the state makes bad loans to them. So instead of the pipedream of the ‘stakeholder democracy’ we get Gresham’s vision of the ‘fraudholder democracy’. If we built 200 aircraft carriers for the money then at least we could link them across the channel for a second ‘Things Can Only Get Better’ party- it would be psychotic but there’d be work in the shipyards, better than sponsoring a hundred thousand Indian call centres. Where the blind dine on court investigations into their own DNA, the one-eyed man is a goat-legged pitchfork wielder. Five hundred billion pounds- but is Cameron sure that it isn’t just some awesomely expensive trick to support the Newcastle Quayside renovation and Labour’s election advertising…?

Bloody good work on that rotter Blair, before the police could get their bloke onto Celebrity Big Brother, thanks.

Best wishes,

Yrs,

‘Anecdota’

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All this discussion is fine but irrelevant to us.

Doing the right thing is pretty easy. Just do it!

kind regards

Rohan Tillekeratne

57 years old

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I agree … Sir Ian Blair’s untimely sacking followed in a short time by a ‘paramilitary’ style raid on the ‘mother of all Parliaments’. As the saying goes, ‘to control the troops, you must first shoot their commander’ …..

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Sir Robert Peel, the founder of the Metropolitam Police, who became Home Secretary in 1822, in the reign of Queen Victoria, must be turning in his grave!

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