What other ‘kewl’ slang are we missing out on this side of the pond these days?

Maybe you should put some sort of guide up on you rblog raincoaster?

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Paul replied: “I would prefer it if you called her Heather.”

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Any day now I’m going to get into the cabinet… nothing changes does it? Just a bigger cabinet with a few more crocks in it!

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Bleedin’ disgrace. But just imagine what it’ll be like when smokers start getting banged up next year by the thousand. And the funny thing, har har har, is that prisons are about the only places you can still smoke.

The simplest thing to do would be to designate whole towns as prisons, with a strip of razor wire around them. Decent hard-working crims, like top mafia hit men, would get the best town houses, and smokers would have the pubs to all to themselves. And nobody would pay any effing council tax at all.

At least, that’s what Axeman Charlie and Headshot Jimmy were suggesting down the Bull and Bush last night. I didn’t argue with them, because, well, you don’t.

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That Napoleon of crime Moriarty must be spinning in his grave. The shades of Reg and Ronnie must be shocked to life. Decent hardworking criminals can’t get into prison because of a lack of places. Many already there are being forced out early. And some bloody amateur gets fast tracked!

This is a real slap in the face for proper career men (and now women – we’re not stickin the muds) who have devoted their lives, and often those of others, to their profession. Is that right? I ask you! Is that right?

That is why I am asking you to donate something to the Criminal Rights Alliance (Professional) or CRAP for short. We want more prison places so that the soul destroying waiting list can be abolished. And we demand an end to the vicious policy of forcing some of the most talented in our trade being thrown out on the streets before they have been able to reap the full benefits of their life’s work.

Send whatever you can, however large, to

“Blagger” Ramsey
7 Pinacolada Road
Benidorm
Espana

Goodnight and God bless!

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We get homesick mate.

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Chris Moriss, Americans don’t read Canadian literature. They can hardly read at all.

Who says lefties are PC?

kd lang said that they taught her in Nashville, “The higher the hair, the closer to God.” A possibly related line from the wonderful Landover Baptist Church is “The more you talk about God, the less you have to listen to Him.”

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That wasn’t Raincoaster. It was me. You really ought to be more particular about who shares your shed, Idlex.

Talking of which, I can’t help wondering if Ben Bradshaw’s Lycra cycling shorts were a wedding present from Neal. (Cut if you like, Melissa!).

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