Comments on: Christmas and New Year 05/06

By: Psimon

Psimon — Thu, 05 Jan 2006 20:47:24 +0000

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, nonaddictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Britain great (not to imply that Britain is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only “Britain” in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher…

Disclaimer:

No trees were harmed in the sending of this message, however, a significant number of electrons were inconvenienced

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By: Simon Holledge at The Skakagrall

Simon Holledge at The Skakagrall — Thu, 05 Jan 2006 10:55:22 +0000

Happy New Year from Simon (following Japanese custom which allows you to give new year greetings up until the 7th)

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By: idlex

idlex — Sun, 01 Jan 2006 21:05:01 +0000

Those memos again.

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By: idlex

idlex — Sun, 01 Jan 2006 21:03:00 +0000

And a few memos to peruse.

Apparently Blair doesn’t want us to read them.

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By: Luke Johnson

Luke Johnson — Sun, 01 Jan 2006 17:25:19 +0000

Happy New Year Boris

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By: Psimon

Psimon — Fri, 30 Dec 2005 09:06:28 +0000

Mac: As saying the word “nonsense” can get you arrested under anti-terrorism laws, i worry about your “ready answer”.

If you see what i mean.

Anyhow, back on topic: I wish you all a happy new year!
)

Psi

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By: Wifey

Wifey — Thu, 29 Dec 2005 14:23:29 +0000

Thanks Melissa and Boris. Same back at you.

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By: Macarnie

Macarnie — Thu, 29 Dec 2005 10:35:45 +0000

There is a ready answer to that one Psi: If you don’t do the crime ; you won’t do the time.( In theory , anyway).

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By: Psimon

Psimon — Thu, 29 Dec 2005 08:58:56 +0000

And what a lovely christmas present from our esteemed government: As of sunday, ALL offences will be arrestable (rather than just the ones that carry a 5 year sentance).

Sadly, this means i will have to cross them off my christmas card list.

I feel sorry for the poor already-overstretched court and prison services who will have to enforce the new police state.

As i have no intention of funding such an abomination, i vow to pay no more taxes as my new years resolution. If the government is just going to abuse me for paying them, i may as well cost them money instead.

Boris, i’ll see you when they lock you up for not having your ID card (or eating it, whichever). (an arrestable offence now)

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By: Jack Ramsey

Jack Ramsey — Wed, 28 Dec 2005 16:46:21 +0000

Greetings all and best wishes!

Vicus

I’ve been to your website – I suspect you could be the lead in the hairstyles trio, the other two being Comrade Johnson and St. Bob.

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