40 thoughts on “Christmas and New Year 05/06”

  1. Happy Christmas, and I hope you have a rewarding year next year as well.
    Keep up the good work! And don’t get too drunk over the festivities…

  2. A Merry Christmas to you too Melissa and all who make the site possible.

    Suggest you don’t try preparing for government if you have drunk more than eight units in two hours.

  3. ‘Tis the season terbejaaahllly…

    Fahlalaalalaaaahlerrla’la’laaaaaah…

    Deckder ‘alls wiv bowsof ‘olly…

    Fahlalaalalaaaahlerrla’la’luh.

    And an ‘Appy Chrishmas to all at the BJ website. You’ve been brill. Rilly. Rilly rilly brill. Hic.

    Spesh’ly you, Melissa. We all kno’ who rilly makes dis website tick. Hic.

    Jus’ tell Boris to BE. WARE. of those shtudents in 2006. They kin drink a clean-livin’ Conshervutive empee under the table ev’ry time you see if they don’t…

  4. Merry Christmas to you too Boris. Have a delicious yule and I’d keep away from Andrew Neil and his ‘go-to’s’ if I were you! Wishing you all the best in 06.

    Hope you have a wonderful Christmas Boz Cats and Merry Christmas to all on the BJ blog – may the road rise up and not meet your face etc..

    Card and ‘prize’ in the post Melissa – have a great Christmas and hugs from a little lady to a certain gentleman. Have a great new year.

  5. Stephen Howse

    Cheers especially to all you who post on this website.

    We hugely appreciate your input – you are our oxygen

  6. Melissa – my face may have worn a Ford Fiesta but it’s good to know I can still be an exciting little minx! Please wish the nice man with the big gun a merry xmas for me. Many thanks.

  7. Psi: A little Christmas prezzie for you,
    Twas some time in the morning when the gas man came to call.

      The Gas Man Cometh


    Written,( and originally performed), by Michael Flanders and Donald Swann.

    'Twas on a Monday morning the gasman came to call.
    The gas tap wouldn't turn - I wasn't getting gas at all.
    He tore out all the skirting boards to try and find the main
    And I had to call a carpenter to put them back again.
    Oh, it all makes work for the working man to do.
    'Twas on a Tuesday morning the carpenter came round.
    He hammered and he chiselled and he said:
    "Look what I've found: your joists are full of dry rot
    But I'll put them all to rights".
    Then he nailed right through a cable and out went all the lights!
    Oh, it all makes work for the working man to do.
    'Twas on a Wednesday morning the electrician came.
    He called me Mr. Sanderson, which isn't quite the name.
    He couldn't reach the fuse box without standing on the bin
    And his foot went through a window so I called the glazier in.
    Oh, it all makes work for the working man to do.
    'Twas on a Thursday morning the glazier came round
    With his blowtorch and his putty and his merry glazier's song.
    He put another pane in - it took no time at all
    But I had to get a painter in to come and paint the wall.
    Oh, it all makes work for the working man to do.
    'Twas on a Friday morning the painter made a start.
    With undercoats and overcoats he painted every part:
    Every nook and every cranny - but I found when he was gone
    He'd painted over the gas tap and I couldn't turn it on!
    Oh, it all makes work for the working man to do.
    On Saturday and Sunday they do no work at all; ( it is Christmas after all)
    So 'twas on a Monday morning that the gasman came to call...
    
  8. To King Boris & his Court,
    Merry Christmas to you all and may 2006 be the most splendid, prosperous, exciting and peaceful year to date for all of you.

  9. Greetings all and best wishes!

    Vicus

    I’ve been to your website – I suspect you could be the lead in the hairstyles trio, the other two being Comrade Johnson and St. Bob.

  10. And what a lovely christmas present from our esteemed government: As of sunday, ALL offences will be arrestable (rather than just the ones that carry a 5 year sentance).

    Sadly, this means i will have to cross them off my christmas card list.

    I feel sorry for the poor already-overstretched court and prison services who will have to enforce the new police state.

    As i have no intention of funding such an abomination, i vow to pay no more taxes as my new years resolution. If the government is just going to abuse me for paying them, i may as well cost them money instead.

    Boris, i’ll see you when they lock you up for not having your ID card (or eating it, whichever). (an arrestable offence now)

  11. There is a ready answer to that one Psi: If you don’t do the crime ; you won’t do the time.( In theory , anyway).

  12. Mac: As saying the word “nonsense” can get you arrested under anti-terrorism laws, i worry about your “ready answer”.

    If you see what i mean.

    Anyhow, back on topic: I wish you all a happy new year!

    :o)

    Psi

  13. Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, nonaddictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

    I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Britain great (not to imply that Britain is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only “Britain” in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.

    By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

    This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

    This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher…

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