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• At 2005.12.22 12:35, Mark Siddens said:
  

  thanks boris, you too

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• At 2005.12.22 13:12, Jack Target said:
  

  And to all of you at the Boris Office!

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• At 2005.12.22 13:18, Greg said:
  

  Thank you Boris, a merry Christmas and a wonderful, successful New year.

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• At 2005.12.22 13:30, idlex said:
  

  Happy Christmas everyone

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• At 2005.12.22 13:38, M said:
  

  Merry Christmas and Haappy New year. NB: Prepare for government!

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• At 2005.12.22 14:03, Chris C said:
  

  Happy Christmas, and I hope you have a rewarding year next year as well.
  Keep up the good work! And don’t get too drunk over the festivities…

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• At 2005.12.22 14:23, Natalie said:
  

  Merry Christmas Boris and have a fantastic 2006!

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• At 2005.12.22 15:19, Macarnie said:
  

  To all at The Governor’s office:
  Have a jolly Christmas and a good New Year.

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• At 2005.12.22 19:10, Psimon said:
  

  Happy midwinter solstice celebrations (hijacked by the church because everyone loves a party)!

  ;o)

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• At 2005.12.22 21:05, field said:
  

  A Merry Christmas to you too Melissa and all who make the site possible.

  Suggest you don’t try preparing for government if you have drunk more than eight units in two hours.

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• At 2005.12.22 22:17, Pete said:
  

  right back at you all…

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• At 2005.12.22 22:33, Melissa said:
  

  Field,

  interesting suggestion!

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• At 2005.12.22 22:35, Melissa said:
  

  Pete

  This post is thanks to you…O Master of Christmas Greetings..and an angelic one too

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• At 2005.12.23 01:15, Pete said:
  

  Melissa, I couldn’t not send my Christmas Greetings you big star!x

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• At 2005.12.23 01:44, Stephen Howse said:
  

  Merry Christmas to Boris, all who make his site possible, and all who post on it!

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• At 2005.12.23 09:13, Mark Gamon said:
  

  ‘Tis the season terbejaaahllly…

  Fahlalaalalaaaahlerrla’la’laaaaaah…

  Deckder ‘alls wiv bowsof ‘olly…

  Fahlalaalalaaaahlerrla’la’luh.

  And an ‘Appy Chrishmas to all at the BJ website. You’ve been brill. Rilly. Rilly rilly brill. Hic.

  Spesh’ly you, Melissa. We all kno’ who rilly makes dis website tick. Hic.

  Jus’ tell Boris to BE. WARE. of those shtudents in 2006. They kin drink a clean-livin’ Conshervutive empee under the table ev’ry time you see if they don’t…

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• At 2005.12.23 10:11, Melissa said:
  

  *Mark Gamon*

  Hi cool dude

  I like da message -

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• At 2005.12.23 10:13, jaq said:
  

  Merry Christmas to you too Boris. Have a delicious yule and I’d keep away from Andrew Neil and his ‘go-to’s’ if I were you! Wishing you all the best in 06.

  Hope you have a wonderful Christmas Boz Cats and Merry Christmas to all on the BJ blog – may the road rise up and not meet your face etc..

  Card and ‘prize’ in the post Melissa – have a great Christmas and hugs from a little lady to a certain gentleman. Have a great new year.

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• At 2005.12.23 10:15, Melissa said:
  

  Stephen Howse

  Cheers especially to all you who post on this website.

  We hugely appreciate your input – you are our oxygen

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• At 2005.12.23 10:18, Melissa said:
  

  Jaq

  How very exciting!

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• At 2005.12.23 12:29, jaq said:
  

  Melissa – my face may have worn a Ford Fiesta but it’s good to know I can still be an exciting little minx! Please wish the nice man with the big gun a merry xmas for me. Many thanks.

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• At 2005.12.23 17:07, rose said:
  

  merry christmas everyone!

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• At 2005.12.23 18:23, Mac - as posted by @ said:
  

  Psi: A little Christmas prezzie for you,
  Twas some time in the morning when the gas man came to call.

  
  The Gas Man Cometh
  

  -
  Written,( and originally performed), by Michael Flanders and Donald Swann.

  'Twas on a Monday morning the gasman came to call.
  The gas tap wouldn't turn - I wasn't getting gas at all.
  He tore out all the skirting boards to try and find the main
  And I had to call a carpenter to put them back again.
  Oh, it all makes work for the working man to do.
  'Twas on a Tuesday morning the carpenter came round.
  He hammered and he chiselled and he said:
  "Look what I've found: your joists are full of dry rot
  But I'll put them all to rights".
  Then he nailed right through a cable and out went all the lights!
  Oh, it all makes work for the working man to do.
  'Twas on a Wednesday morning the electrician came.
  He called me Mr. Sanderson, which isn't quite the name.
  He couldn't reach the fuse box without standing on the bin
  And his foot went through a window so I called the glazier in.
  Oh, it all makes work for the working man to do.
  'Twas on a Thursday morning the glazier came round
  With his blowtorch and his putty and his merry glazier's song.
  He put another pane in - it took no time at all
  But I had to get a painter in to come and paint the wall.
  Oh, it all makes work for the working man to do.
  'Twas on a Friday morning the painter made a start.
  With undercoats and overcoats he painted every part:
  Every nook and every cranny - but I found when he was gone
  He'd painted over the gas tap and I couldn't turn it on!
  Oh, it all makes work for the working man to do.
  On Saturday and Sunday they do no work at all; ( it is Christmas after all)
  So 'twas on a Monday morning that the gasman came to call...

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• At 2005.12.23 22:24, @ said:
  

  Mac,how amazing!

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• At 2005.12.23 23:28, Nora said:
  

  Happy happy happy happy!
  to everyone.

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• At 2005.12.24 10:00, Psimon said:
  

  I’m honoured…what can i say?

  A Very Merry Christmas to one and all!

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• At 2005.12.24 15:54, Joost Hartog said:
  

  To King Boris & his Court,
  Merry Christmas to you all and may 2006 be the most splendid, prosperous, exciting and peaceful year to date for all of you.

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• At 2005.12.24 21:32, Alexander Reip said:
  

  Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to the future prime minister of the UK

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• At 2005.12.27 22:30, curly said:
  

  A Merry Christmas to you too Boris, and we hope the blog continues as your workload on the front bench increases!

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• At 2005.12.28 12:34, Vicus Scurra said:
  

  Seasons greetings Boris.
  Are you concerned about the news of Mr Geldof’s appointment to Thingy’s team? How will we ever tell you apart?

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• At 2005.12.28 16:46, Jack Ramsey said:
  

  Greetings all and best wishes!

  Vicus

  I’ve been to your website – I suspect you could be the lead in the hairstyles trio, the other two being Comrade Johnson and St. Bob.

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• At 2005.12.29 08:58, Psimon said:
  

  And what a lovely christmas present from our esteemed government: As of sunday, ALL offences will be arrestable (rather than just the ones that carry a 5 year sentance).

  Sadly, this means i will have to cross them off my christmas card list.

  I feel sorry for the poor already-overstretched court and prison services who will have to enforce the new police state.

  As i have no intention of funding such an abomination, i vow to pay no more taxes as my new years resolution. If the government is just going to abuse me for paying them, i may as well cost them money instead.

  Boris, i’ll see you when they lock you up for not having your ID card (or eating it, whichever). (an arrestable offence now)

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• At 2005.12.29 10:35, Macarnie said:
  

  There is a ready answer to that one Psi: If you don’t do the crime ; you won’t do the time.( In theory , anyway).

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• At 2005.12.29 14:23, Wifey said:
  

  Thanks Melissa and Boris. Same back at you.

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• At 2005.12.30 09:06, Psimon said:
  

  Mac: As saying the word “nonsense” can get you arrested under anti-terrorism laws, i worry about your “ready answer”.

  If you see what i mean.

  Anyhow, back on topic: I wish you all a happy new year!
  )

  Psi

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• At 2006.01.01 17:25, Luke Johnson said:
  

  Happy New Year Boris

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• At 2006.01.01 21:03, idlex said:
  

  And a few memos to peruse.

  Apparently Blair doesn’t want us to read them.

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• At 2006.01.01 21:05, idlex said:
  

  Those memos again.

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• At 2006.01.05 10:55, Simon Holledge at The Skakagrall said:
  

  Happy New Year from Simon (following Japanese custom which allows you to give new year greetings up until the 7th)

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• At 2006.01.05 20:47, Psimon said:
  

  Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, nonaddictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

  I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Britain great (not to imply that Britain is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only “Britain” in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.

  By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

  This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

  This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher…

  Disclaimer:

  No trees were harmed in the sending of this message, however, a significant number of electrons were inconvenienced

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