Nigella Chat Show

[Ed: update - this has now been cancelled with no further information provided for now]

36 Comments

  • At 2005.06.29 11:56, EWenman said:

    Now NIGELLA’s a girl after my own heart! If I am a girl… ;) I wonder what sexual referances she will refer to? I HAVE to watch that. As soon as the date is confirmed, can someone post it. And don’t taunt me by saying that it’s some time when it’s ACTUALLY Golf or something. Tiger Woods just don’t do it for me. No, I’ve never had fantasies with HIM involving green ink…

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    • At 2005.06.29 12:53, Steve said:

      I have to admit to being more than a little in love with Nigella!! Is it natural for a 24 year old to have a huge crush on a woman 20 years his senior?

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      • At 2005.06.29 13:33, Johnson said:

        Well whip me up some cream and smother it all over me. Again E wenman, I have found you referring to somewhat unsophisticated matters, I like your style!

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        • At 2005.06.29 15:36, Scaryduck said:

          Well, I certainly would.

          Go to the recording, I mean.

          Yes. Go to the recording.

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          • At 2005.06.29 17:33, Michael said:

            It’s a pity Boris wouldn’t have the rights to the recording. He could offer it as a podcast. Even iTunes now does podcasting:

            http://www.apple.com/podcasting/

            Forget Dave Winer’s friends at Harvard:

            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Podcasting

            Nigella is far prettier than Christopher Lydon.

            *This* is just what the world’s been waiting for: Boris and Nigella piped straight to an iPod.

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            • At 2005.06.29 17:44, Frozenout Buthelpful said:

              It’s on monday 25th July according to producers schedule.

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              • At 2005.06.29 18:54, E Wenman said:

                hmm… am away on holiday but will retune the foreign televisions if that’s what it takes! I have also found myself lusting after Nigella, Steve, but have learned to FIGHT THESE URGES. She is a sick, perverted lady…

                But there are some disadvantages too… Mainly the hair. OVERGROOMING, people! Don’t you see it? And in response to Johnson, who, I may mention, is not BORIS, but someone pretending to be him, I would prefer it if you were smothered in chocolate sauce. Is that okay?

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                • At 2005.06.29 21:09, Johnson said:

                  *nudge nudge* *wink wink*
                  Me smothered in chocolate sauce? OOh that would be a bit uncomfortable in summer.

                  Mr Wenman, in response to your newsflash, I am not The Big Bo obviously! Johnson just sprang to mind

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                  • At 2005.06.29 22:21, E Wenman said:

                    Lol I just felt that some members of this site may not know what they were letting themselves in for. If you’re not the “Big Bo” could you be…?:

                    1. Big bro (A.k.a Big Brother)
                    2. Little Bo.
                    3. Big MO.

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                    • At 2005.06.30 06:44, Kevin B said:

                      Crikey, Boris and Nigella together on the telly, 2 huge brains, 2 huge talents, 2 huge – Arghh I’m already beginning to dribble :-)

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                      • At 2005.06.30 08:06, Macarnie said:

                        Over which huge ….. in particular K ?

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                        • At 2005.06.30 11:53, Aaron Brown said:

                          Damnit, tickets all gone. :(

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                          • At 2005.06.30 12:32, EWenman said:

                            Brains? Where?

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                            • At 2005.06.30 12:36, Aaron Brown said:

                              There! *points*

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                              • At 2005.06.30 18:38, Johnson said:

                                They certainly both do have very large talents

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                                • At 2005.06.30 20:29, Macarnie said:

                                  She openly admits that she hides her talent under a Burberry raincoat. Todays newspapers.

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                                  • At 2005.06.30 21:45, E Wenman said:

                                    Mm…

                                    Talent…

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                                    • At 2005.07.01 15:40, smith said:

                                      Go for it you never know your luck?

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                                      • At 2005.07.01 22:13, field said:

                                        Looks like an extra push on the pedals will be in order after Boris has sampled Nigella’s creamy concoctions.

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                                        • At 2005.07.02 08:52, kevin b said:

                                          Perhaps the ladiezz could tell us chumps whether Boz is to the female of the species as sexy a beast as the gorgeous pouting Nigella is to us cavemen.

                                          Is it the colossal GSOH? The boyish unruly mop? The boyish unruly ties? The O gosh, there go my trousers Hugh Grant foppery?

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                                          • At 2005.07.03 18:24, Ice T said:

                                            All of the above, especially comments like “ah, it’s a conceit”

                                            Can’t wait for Boris to lick something from Nigellas fingers.

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                                            • At 2005.07.04 04:17, kevin b said:

                                              Perhaps in the light of Live8 large video screens could be erected outide the Beeb for Bozza’s disappointed audience to watch their hero suckling Nigella’s digits? (Beats rogering Ms Wyatt any day.)

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                                              • At 2005.07.04 13:04, EWenman said:

                                                YES, YES, YES! Although I am, currently, of ambiguous gender, I have to tell you, Kevin B, you are my soulmate. You UNDERSTAND the Hugh/Boris HOTNESS. But… suckling? What late-night channel is THAT on? (Please tell me – I need to set my Sky+ for it!)

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                                                • At 2005.07.04 16:31, Macarnie said:

                                                  Personal experience Kevin?

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                                                  • At 2005.07.05 07:44, kevin b said:

                                                    Sadly no, Mac. I don’t work for The Speccie: if I did I suppose I’d be getting my end away with shedloads of Posh Totty on a daily basis.

                                                    Any chance of a job, Boris?

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                                                    • At 2005.07.05 08:09, Macarnie said:

                                                      And there was I athinking that The Speccie was a periodical … Daily: perish the thought.

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                                                      • At 2005.07.05 12:40, melissa said:

                                                        This is the cheeky thread – amazing what a beautiful picture inspires … summer madness

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                                                        • At 2005.07.05 13:15, EWenman said:

                                                          Mm… madness. I think I should divorce Johnson, y’know, guys. He/she just can’t relate with me on the level that Kevin B can.

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                                                          • At 2005.07.05 21:44, kevin b said:

                                                            Pucker up WendyMan I’ll be gentle with you.

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                                                            • At 2005.07.08 14:42, Lauren said:

                                                              Just booked 2 tickets to see Boris and Nigella.
                                                              I phoned my mum to see if she would to come with me and the girls in her office are fighting for the spare ticket. They all really fancy Boris???

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                                                              • At 2005.07.08 22:00, George said:

                                                                Melissa,

                                                                I would be seriously worried about some of the guys (if that they are) who are commenting on this post.

                                                                Do you really want these votes, or does it matter?

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                                                                • At 2005.07.08 22:16, Melissa said:

                                                                  Doesn’t matter really George … not seriously. All in good spirit I think.

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                                                                  • At 2005.07.11 20:56, Jones T Groc said:

                                                                    dont do that. I tried but it took 6 hours to get through, none of it being intresting but quite, ah, disturbing. I dont realy understand what the stuff is used for, exactly? Boris, can you enlighten me?

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                                                                    • At 2005.07.11 23:29, Macarnie said:

                                                                      It says what it does on the tin.

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                                                                      • At 2005.07.12 07:27, Melissa said:

                                                                        [Ed: previous junk deleted - spam

                                                                        Sorry Jones T Groc and Mac, it's an occupational hazard]

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                                                                        • At 2005.07.12 17:46, Macarnie said:

                                                                          To return to a subject not yet closed. Ewe N Man: I believe I may just have cracked the code . In anagamatic form you have a NEW NAME; ergo what was your original moniker? In view of the possible Welsh connection;this newly dicovered appellation, spelt backwards is Emanwen, a possible allusion to a name meaning White-Something or other, as in Bronwen, or Garig Wen.

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