Happy Birthday Boris Happy Birthday Boris
Why verse?
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The reason why I versify, instead of writing prose:
I find a sense of rhythm in the tapping of the toes
It’s clear that once it’s started, the line can’t be too long,
Too short, and if repeated, you end up with a song.
Happy Birthday to you ; happy birthday to you
Happy birthday dear Boris: happy birthday to you
Heard today it’s someone’s birthday, who’s long the age of reason past
Ave! Ave; Boris Johnson, time to take the lead, at last
Term’s beginning, Boris Johnson, newly back from foreign parts
Eager to get down to business: Keen to win more voters’ hearts
Let us hope the Leader, Howard: does not lose time to move along
Then the Party can get serious: crown new king and sing his song.
Boris Johnson, people’s darling It’s time you made a forward move
Make a choice: The Speccie? Party? Either way; you’re in the groove.
It would be nice to see our Boris; once again with front bench seat.
Whichever post they deign to offer; take it: bide your time; that’s neat.
It won’t take long for class to glitter; truth will out; I’ve heard it said
You’ll convince a million doubters; turn last election on its head.
Arnold McGregor
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Indeed, a happy Birthday to Boris.
However, given that his Birthday is shared with Aung Sang Suu Kyi who is 60 today, I hope he won’t mind if I send the very best of my wishes elsewhere.
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Happy Birthday Boris AND Happy Fathers day
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Many happy returns, Boris!
May there always be work for your hands to do;
May your purse always hold a coin or two;
May the sun always shine on your windowpane;
May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain;
may the hand of a friend always be near you;
May the Gods fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.
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I wish you enough Londonish sun to keep your attitude bright.
I wish you enough rain to appreciate the sun more.
I wish you enough happiness to keep your spirit alive.
I wish you enough pain so that the smallest joys in life appear much bigger.
I wish you enough gain to satisfy your wanting.
I wish you enough loss to appreciate all that you possess.
I wish you enough virtual and real “Hello’s” to get you through the “Good-byes …
PS: BTW, Melissa, for a bottle of absinth I will tell you the secrets to my sources to certain valuable links
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Absolutely. Hapy birthday Boris, have a good one and likewise for the whole year to come.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BORIS!!!
Hope you have a good one, and good luck for the year to come!
x
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Boris’s Day
Happy Birthday Boris; may all the luck be thine
Enjoy today, thy family, thy presents and thy wine
Two days in one to celebrate, rolled up in package neat
It’s Father’s Day; your special day, a combo hard to beat.
It’s a good job you’re not Doris, that would be Tautological.
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Murky: ” . . . his Birthday is shared with Aung Sang Suu Kyi who is 60 today . . .”
John Bercow made an excellent speech about Burma on 15 June. I hope other MPs (and indeed the government) will listen to his call for action. See:
http://www.theyworkforyou.com/whall/?id=2005-06-15.107.1&s=Burma#g124.0
Meanwhile Happy Birthday to Boris!
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Happy Birthday!
A very happy birthday, Boris!…
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We Love you Boris we do, we love you boris we do, we love you boris we do…..ohhhhhh boris we love you!
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(I want tautology for my birthday! AND verbosity.)
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Happy Birthday !!!!
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Who gets to do the bumps?
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The best things come *free*….
- all these good wishes!
- we in the office gave Boris daisies in a vase (picked by roadside of railway station) and birthday wishes written on the blank side of a drawing pad cover.
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A bit late now, but happy (belated) birthday to the big B!
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Hello Boris, my love. Happy belated birthday. Thinking of you in my dreams
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My friends worry, but I can’t help the lust I feel for you. Hahahahahaa.
Hahahahahahaaa.
Nah, I’m kidding. You’re a very nice person though. Hello.
Wow I really hope you don’t actually go on your official site. Now THAT could be embarassing.
xxxxx
EWenman
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Ah. So you do. Oh dear. *Waves* HELLO!
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E Wenman, I was surprised to see that you are so free with your emotions. As freely as you scattter your compliments, I was pondering over whether you are a man or a woman?
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Ah, was this in response to Angus’ response on the discussion over the Religious Hatred Bill? Well… I think I’ll just have to keep you all in suspense
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I cannot bear it any longer!!! Declare your gender for better or for worse
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In sickness and in health… Until death do us part…
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I do!
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That does it, Mr. Scultock (;)), we are now officially wed. :p
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~~wedding bells~~ only in a blogosphere sense
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Uh oh, what have i got myself into? Wedding Night here I come…
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all in good weblog spirit Mr Scoltock!
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i am an idiot and i am lead by richard simmons
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Was the revered Melissa obliquely referring to ‘Wedlock and Weblog’ as being too close for comfort?
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…v-e-r-y clever learned Macarnie!
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