So, Bozza, another 4 years or so in pointless opposition to a party whose policies are so close to your own that only the most perspicacious of us can tell the difference. And a vastly inflated MPs salary for it as well to boot. Things couldn’t have worked out much better for you, could they?
What do plan to do with all the spare time?
If you fancy a bit of jobbing gardening, I have some pruning and weeding you can do, and I will go as high as
As a young woman, from Liverpool nonetheless, I have to offer you my congratulations, sir.
I also must tell you of the pressure group that myself, and my other female friends are on the verge of forming, which aims to install you as the next leader of the Conservative party. It’s the only way forward, sir. The support you have amongst the student voters is phenomenal, sir.
Nice result Boris, shame that Labour didn’t get kicked to kingdom come but still, a small majority is bound to help a bit, your Telegraph artlice did certainly get me out to vote Conservative, it reminded me once more exactly what your great party should, and does for the most part stand for.
Three cheers for Boris!
Come on Boris, I know countless people who loathe and detest the Conservative Party, but have said they would vote for us with you at the helm! I reiterate, please stand for leadership!
That petition won’t get my support until the author re-spells ‘excellant’ [sic]. Anyway, when will Boris answer these baying crowds? Either you’re in or you’re out! Let’s have a statement!
hi boris and fans,
i still think boris shold be prime minister, best man for the job
seriously though, imagine england run by boris, it would be awesome, pyramids of piffle everywhere!
yey, go BORIS!
we love you!
xxx
I DISagree with Captain Bean…the pyramids of piffle that currently overshadow this fine nation would crumble in terror before the mighty Boris when he is on a mission! Besides, I don’t want to lose him as my MP…he’s the first one i’ve come across that actually does things for his constituency and constituents!
There are forks in the road of history where men such as you stand up to be counted. Now in the face of adversity, rise up and seize the mantle of glory that is your destiny.
Besides it would be a great change to be able to see a party leader that increased turnout rather than reduced it.
Well done Boris! Bad hair day, but a good result none the less.
I read in the Sunday Telegraph that if a majority of UKIP votes had gone to the Conservatives they’d have won 36 more seats and obliterated all but 2 of the Lib Dem Gains.
How frustrating. Those bumbling UKIP arseholes putting their own vanity ahead of the cause they claim to be fighting for. They’ve only just gone and helped a bunch of ultra zealous Europhiles into Parliament!
The highlight of the night was the defeat of Oona King. Yes Galloway is a tosser, but Oona King was herself a despicable politician who, let us not forget, said of America : “It’s a f***ing f***ed-up power man, it’s a fundamentalist Christian power if we’re not careful. It’s terrifying”
…and in a Guardian article compared Palestinians in Gaza to Jews in the Warsaw ghetto. This woman was in the Labour party, which is surely even more worrying in some respects than the Galloway phenomenon.
As for the leadership, it’s got to be Davis. Come on, the guy used to be in the SAS! He’d go down brilliantly with the working class. Unlike some of the posh twats who are currently lining up. Davis has the same kind of aggressive demeanour as Margaret Thatcher.
Whatever happens they’d better not submit to the liberal media and select a ‘modernizer’, ie a liberal (David Cameron, Ken Clarke
Aaron…NOT president of UK, GALACTIC president! (I checked the Queen’s full title, The Galaxy isn’t included in her domain!). Pay attention, there’s a good man! LOL ;o)
But seriously, I doubt that the older Conservative supporters would accept Boris – yet…which will be their loss. On the bright side, they are a dying breed – so maybe in another 4 or 5 years we will see Boris as Party Leader and, hopefully, PM.
Come on Boris, throw your hat in and do the whole country one enormous favour.
This grinning imbecile who has mysteriously been elected with a large majority despite fewer English votes going his way than the ours, has to be wheedled out. Granted he’ll be fish & chip wrapping before Christmas next year, but blair must go sooner rather than later, so that the electorate has the maximum time possible to see exactly how much further Prudence Brown wants to get his hands into our already tretched pockets.
On a lighter note, I’m checking out the formalities of renamimg our two sons, as Boris, and Boris, but without the wife finding out. She’s a bit to the left unfortunately.
As the burden of Labour bends mid England’s backs
In the coming few weeks, there’ll be more crippling tax
He promised he’d listen: once more he has lied
But he, like Canute, will not stem the spring tide
It’s time for B. Liar to leave Number Ten
Hope we don’t have to hear lies once again
His grin is as false as his reasons for war
The Nation deserves what it’s just voted for.
As for the older generation psimon, let me tell you; they’re as much pro- Boris as any in the country: his appeal is virtually universal.
Now Blunkett’s back in the Labour fold (trans: they have no shame), shouldn’t Boris’s sins of the past be forgotten and the Great Man be promoted to the front bench?
Or are we keeping our powder dry for a greater challenge?
People *like* him. Despite the “bumbling oaf” persona (how much of this is quite deliberate I wonder ?) he’s obviously highly intelligent.
Unlike Bliar, he doesn’t pretend to be something he’s not (hey I’m a man of the people – hahahaha) and he says and does what he thinks is right.
Is there no place in modern politics for such a man ?
I think the Tories are mental to have got rid of Boris in the first place.
Let’s face it, the scouser chavs aren’t going to vote Tory unless you stick a gun under their nose (what a tempting idea !). And he was *RIGHT* about it.
Liverpool’s cretinous emotional response to the doubtless unpleasant death of someone who once lived there was laughable.
A quick hello from Libdemisan (aka The West Country.)Always good to see a swollen mandate. Congrats Boris, you must be doing something right. As we decamp for another four years in the wilderness (in our case the rather agreeable wilderness of the Lot Valley)Conservatives everywhere should reflect on the following.
Economic meltdown is on the horizon. Tone will hand over in good time to let Gordon be obliterated by this inevitable oncoming train. A Tory landslide in 2009 is equally ineviable UNLESS THEY SCREW IT UP!. Boris, thankfully you have too much sense to want to become our leader. But please do your utmost to ensure the right person gets the job!! Melissa – we’re counting on you to daily remind our hero of this important task.
Apologies that should have read Libdemistahn. (Those west of Exeter are hoping to be totally ignored by Westminter and consequently revert to a quieter, more simple life.) I have instructed them to carefully conceal their WMDs.
Please, please, please, Boris for Tory leader! You’re the only person in the Tory party with universal appeal, everyone regards you with affection. Imagine the upsurge of Tory voters among the you with you at the helm! Come on Boris, I can think of nobody better to counter the sinister consipiracy of Nu-Labour.
Kinnock: Mandelson and company
All received rewards for being duff.
Failures in the Government arena
Not one was worth a single pinch of snuff.
Now another one who failed has joined the circus:
Another error: David Blunkett is his name.
The Labour Party’s just like snakes and ladders
You cock up ; you get rewarded ; just the same.
Interesting game isn’t it Macarnie. Let’s hope this is their end game. We should be on for winning next time: there is only so much baloney the public can take.
whilst we should declare our opinions given this fantastic opportunity to do so, and I’m sure Boris appreciates our support – who wouldn’t, I think one of us should ask him what he wants. He may not want to be leader and all that goes with it.
wooooooooooooooooo
go Boris we love you and i would like to back up Tom Fitz Hugh’s call for you to become leader you know that you want. please Boris run you would easily win and then you could bring back a conservative government!!!!!!!!!!!
I was really pleased to see that Boris Johnson increased his parliamentary majority in last week’s General Election. It indicates that after his time away from the limelight Boris has been given a mandate to continue representing Henley and the Conserv…
Mellissa & Monkey – I’ve been thinking about Boris’s top knot and what to do with it. I thought how about a cut along the lines of the lead singer from a Flock Of Seagulls!! I think it may well suit him.
Strangely similar to Boris aren’t they? Perhaps Stanley is more of a stud than he first appears.
But Boris deffo needs to get his hedge sorted out. Nobody will take him seriously looking like some stoner student whose just got out of bed.
Boris could introduce to the house a neat hair bill. The bill would be cut and dried at the revison stage, and set when the house splits to vote on the subject.
Dear Boris, your election predictions were so accurate you should perhaps include a horridscope on this site. Tony Blair for example is Taurus the bull.
Well done Boris.
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So, Bozza, another 4 years or so in pointless opposition to a party whose policies are so close to your own that only the most perspicacious of us can tell the difference. And a vastly inflated MPs salary for it as well to boot. Things couldn’t have worked out much better for you, could they?
What do plan to do with all the spare time?
If you fancy a bit of jobbing gardening, I have some pruning and weeding you can do, and I will go as high as
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this election proves its hard to vote for someone you dont like on a personal level. People like you Boris. Time to step up to the plate.
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As a young woman, from Liverpool nonetheless, I have to offer you my congratulations, sir.
I also must tell you of the pressure group that myself, and my other female friends are on the verge of forming, which aims to install you as the next leader of the Conservative party. It’s the only way forward, sir. The support you have amongst the student voters is phenomenal, sir.
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Hey Vicus, I’ll bid for Boris – he’ll do if he can handle a spade! Got no money though Boris, plenty of champagne in the cupboard but no money.
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Nice result Boris, shame that Labour didn’t get kicked to kingdom come but still, a small majority is bound to help a bit, your Telegraph artlice did certainly get me out to vote Conservative, it reminded me once more exactly what your great party should, and does for the most part stand for.
Three cheers for Boris!
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Boris for Party leader!!
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Come on Boris, I know countless people who loathe and detest the Conservative Party, but have said they would vote for us with you at the helm! I reiterate, please stand for leadership!
http://www.petitiononline.com/Boris4PM/
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That petition won’t get my support until the author re-spells ‘excellant’ [sic]. Anyway, when will Boris answer these baying crowds? Either you’re in or you’re out! Let’s have a statement!
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It’s not actually possible to modify the text of the petition once it’s been established, but yes…
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hi boris and fans,
i still think boris shold be prime minister, best man for the job
seriously though, imagine england run by boris, it would be awesome, pyramids of piffle everywhere!
yey, go BORIS!
we love you!
xxx
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hello Aaron Brown
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i agree with Captain BEan
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I DISagree with Captain Bean…the pyramids of piffle that currently overshadow this fine nation would crumble in terror before the mighty Boris when he is on a mission! Besides, I don’t want to lose him as my MP…he’s the first one i’ve come across that actually does things for his constituency and constituents!
Boris for Galactic President!
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…Hello Emily.
And Psimon, President? Prime Minister, maybe. Don’t want to go losing the Royals, do we?
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Money tends to be more persuasive than sentiment. On one major betting site Boris is over 100 to 1. Enough said.
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Boris
There are forks in the road of history where men such as you stand up to be counted. Now in the face of adversity, rise up and seize the mantle of glory that is your destiny.
Besides it would be a great change to be able to see a party leader that increased turnout rather than reduced it.
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Well done Boris! Bad hair day, but a good result none the less.
I read in the Sunday Telegraph that if a majority of UKIP votes had gone to the Conservatives they’d have won 36 more seats and obliterated all but 2 of the Lib Dem Gains.
How frustrating. Those bumbling UKIP arseholes putting their own vanity ahead of the cause they claim to be fighting for. They’ve only just gone and helped a bunch of ultra zealous Europhiles into Parliament!
The highlight of the night was the defeat of Oona King. Yes Galloway is a tosser, but Oona King was herself a despicable politician who, let us not forget, said of America : “It’s a f***ing f***ed-up power man, it’s a fundamentalist Christian power if we’re not careful. It’s terrifying”
…and in a Guardian article compared Palestinians in Gaza to Jews in the Warsaw ghetto. This woman was in the Labour party, which is surely even more worrying in some respects than the Galloway phenomenon.
As for the leadership, it’s got to be Davis. Come on, the guy used to be in the SAS! He’d go down brilliantly with the working class. Unlike some of the posh twats who are currently lining up. Davis has the same kind of aggressive demeanour as Margaret Thatcher.
Whatever happens they’d better not submit to the liberal media and select a ‘modernizer’, ie a liberal (David Cameron, Ken Clarke
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Aaron…NOT president of UK, GALACTIC president! (I checked the Queen’s full title, The Galaxy isn’t included in her domain!). Pay attention, there’s a good man! LOL ;o)
But seriously, I doubt that the older Conservative supporters would accept Boris – yet…which will be their loss. On the bright side, they are a dying breed – so maybe in another 4 or 5 years we will see Boris as Party Leader and, hopefully, PM.
Forward into the Future!
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Boris has got a big one (Majority that is) as any true blue cheerleader only all to well knows:)
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Come on Boris, throw your hat in and do the whole country one enormous favour.
This grinning imbecile who has mysteriously been elected with a large majority despite fewer English votes going his way than the ours, has to be wheedled out. Granted he’ll be fish & chip wrapping before Christmas next year, but blair must go sooner rather than later, so that the electorate has the maximum time possible to see exactly how much further Prudence Brown wants to get his hands into our already tretched pockets.
On a lighter note, I’m checking out the formalities of renamimg our two sons, as Boris, and Boris, but without the wife finding out. She’s a bit to the left unfortunately.
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You should have a poll.
“What should Boris do with his hair?”
I say grow it long.
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1 – Good one Nick!
2 – the hair – am surprised you give a monkey’s, Monkey -
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On the Liar’s re-election
As the burden of Labour bends mid England’s backs
In the coming few weeks, there’ll be more crippling tax
He promised he’d listen: once more he has lied
But he, like Canute, will not stem the spring tide
It’s time for B. Liar to leave Number Ten
Hope we don’t have to hear lies once again
His grin is as false as his reasons for war
The Nation deserves what it’s just voted for.
As for the older generation psimon, let me tell you; they’re as much pro- Boris as any in the country: his appeal is virtually universal.
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Now Blunkett’s back in the Labour fold (trans: they have no shame), shouldn’t Boris’s sins of the past be forgotten and the Great Man be promoted to the front bench?
Or are we keeping our powder dry for a greater challenge?
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Boris for Leader, never mind the Front Bench.
People *like* him. Despite the “bumbling oaf” persona (how much of this is quite deliberate I wonder ?) he’s obviously highly intelligent.
Unlike Bliar, he doesn’t pretend to be something he’s not (hey I’m a man of the people – hahahaha) and he says and does what he thinks is right.
Is there no place in modern politics for such a man ?
I think the Tories are mental to have got rid of Boris in the first place.
Let’s face it, the scouser chavs aren’t going to vote Tory unless you stick a gun under their nose (what a tempting idea !). And he was *RIGHT* about it.
Liverpool’s cretinous emotional response to the doubtless unpleasant death of someone who once lived there was laughable.
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Can you imagine Boris with the Nuclear briefcase? Good god.
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A quick hello from Libdemisan (aka The West Country.)Always good to see a swollen mandate. Congrats Boris, you must be doing something right. As we decamp for another four years in the wilderness (in our case the rather agreeable wilderness of the Lot Valley)Conservatives everywhere should reflect on the following.
Economic meltdown is on the horizon. Tone will hand over in good time to let Gordon be obliterated by this inevitable oncoming train. A Tory landslide in 2009 is equally ineviable UNLESS THEY SCREW IT UP!. Boris, thankfully you have too much sense to want to become our leader. But please do your utmost to ensure the right person gets the job!! Melissa – we’re counting on you to daily remind our hero of this important task.
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Apologies that should have read Libdemistahn. (Those west of Exeter are hoping to be totally ignored by Westminter and consequently revert to a quieter, more simple life.) I have instructed them to carefully conceal their WMDs.
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Homer
thanx for your strength of opinions!
Hope we’ll be hearing from you when you decamp to your remote Lot Valley bolt hole
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No worries. Will keep you posted. Having taken on supplies of Baked Beans and Marmite our convoy is about to embark at Plymouth.
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Please, please, please, Boris for Tory leader! You’re the only person in the Tory party with universal appeal, everyone regards you with affection. Imagine the upsurge of Tory voters among the you with you at the helm! Come on Boris, I can think of nobody better to counter the sinister consipiracy of Nu-Labour.
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Kinnock: Mandelson and company
All received rewards for being duff.
Failures in the Government arena
Not one was worth a single pinch of snuff.
Now another one who failed has joined the circus:
Another error: David Blunkett is his name.
The Labour Party’s just like snakes and ladders
You cock up ; you get rewarded ; just the same.
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Interesting game isn’t it Macarnie. Let’s hope this is their end game. We should be on for winning next time: there is only so much baloney the public can take.
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whilst we should declare our opinions given this fantastic opportunity to do so, and I’m sure Boris appreciates our support – who wouldn’t, I think one of us should ask him what he wants. He may not want to be leader and all that goes with it.
What do YOU want Boris?
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wooooooooooooooooo
go Boris we love you and i would like to back up Tom Fitz Hugh’s call for you to become leader you know that you want. please Boris run you would easily win and then you could bring back a conservative government!!!!!!!!!!!
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Boris Johnson increases majority
I was really pleased to see that Boris Johnson increased his parliamentary majority in last week’s General Election. It indicates that after his time away from the limelight Boris has been given a mandate to continue representing Henley and the Conserv…
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Nice one!!
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Well done Boris. You know, you’re probably the only conservative MP I like. You should definitly run for leader of your party.
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Mellissa & Monkey – I’ve been thinking about Boris’s top knot and what to do with it. I thought how about a cut along the lines of the lead singer from a Flock Of Seagulls!! I think it may well suit him.
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Ouch! they’re radical
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Flock_of_Seagulls
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Strangely similar to Boris aren’t they? Perhaps Stanley is more of a stud than he first appears.
But Boris deffo needs to get his hedge sorted out. Nobody will take him seriously looking like some stoner student whose just got out of bed.
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You could be right Monk
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He looked alright to me!
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whadya mean “than he first appears” monkey? you can’t be female then!
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‘like some stoner student whose just got out of bed.’
But Monkey it worked for Sean Penn in Fast Times At Ridgemont High – why should it not work for the Boz Man. Surfs up….
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exactly – It obviously works for Flock of Seagull
Each one to his own style – some sleeker than others
so there Monkey! bet you’ll be scrutinising the Question Time programme with interest
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Boris could introduce to the house a neat hair bill. The bill would be cut and dried at the revison stage, and set when the house splits to vote on the subject.
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Nick; I like the way you styled the subject matter: I thought you had almost blown it at the parting , but your expert dressing saved the day.
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Dear Boris, your election predictions were so accurate you should perhaps include a horridscope on this site. Tony Blair for example is Taurus the bull.
‘nough said!
love and kisses,
Libra
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